2009's list in all of it's glory
1. Physics makes Jeff constipated.
2. A game that you think will be very stupid can turn into being hilarious quickly. (in my pants)
3. People don’t realize that army crawling beneath projectors and TV’s is more distracting than just blocking it for a quarter of a second.
4. You need to include a mutant in your party.
5. 6th Ave. does not intersect with Hiawatha Ave.
6. Calling a taxi is not something you are born knowing how to do.
7. When in doubt, land in the Hudson.
8. Never make fun of someone until you are absolutely sure they are not standing right in front of you.
9. I found a list that I refused to make
10. Steph participated in Small Appliance Curling in the winter of ’07.
11. The internet will die when you really don’t want it too.
12. Airport Madness does not have a mute button…
13. Pistachios are more addictive than many common drugs.
14. Not that I have tried those drugs… I promise I haven’t.
15. Conditioner bottles look very similar to shampoo bottles.
16. Classical music you hear while on hold really needs to be updated.
17. Amtrak can be 17 hours late… that’s late.
18. Being at home makes me want to write stuff.
19. Alright, I’ll agree that it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was going to be… He’s actually pretty nice.
20. Music can really add a lot of emotion to a movie.
21. Never come to a movie with a preconceived idea of what it’s going to be like.
22. Don’t piss off Mother Nature… BlizzFlood ‘09
23. Mel will not. WILL NOT. ABSOLUTELY WILL NEVER take a taxi alone. Never.
24. America’s Best Value Inn is not the best place to stay the night in Grand Forks
25. Handballs sink.
26. Watering a plant really helps it grow.
27. In thrust I trust.
28. There is absolutely nothing good to watch past 2 am.
29. The fine for trespassing on a flooded river is $1000 and 30 days in jail.
30. Travelled can also be spelled traveled.
31. Never tell Stephanie that she smells like dirt… she won’t think it’s a compliment…
32. …even if you like the smell of dirt.
33. Also… don’t pick her up. Serious! Don’t do it!
34. Youtube as a community does not understand the concept of a joke.
35. Ted Talks make you think an entirely different way… and it’s exhausting.
36. After an entire semester on the subject, I still don’t know what CAB stands for.
37. Ryan is fully capable being able to explain how an altimeter works by comparing it to an elephant sitting on a whoopee cushion.
38. If the liquor store is closed in Cook, MN… wait till the next day. Don’t go searching out the “other local” liquor store.
39. Bring the GPS… you idiot!
40. Quit breaking the GPS… you idiot!
41. Leo is a jerk.
42. Bikes don’t come with kickstands anymore…
43. Back up everything from the computer periodically.
44. Save your work on a computer periodically.
45. Learn from #43 and #44 the first time…
46. *SECRET*
47. My truck can plow through quite a bit of water.
48. The word “tonight” is important in song titles…..
49. Bike seats are expensive. $60 for a seat and post?
50. Because of a very simple repair, Garmin secured my future GPS purchases.
51. Some people just do not respond to emails or phone calls…
52. I can survive a semester of class without buying that particular class’s textbook.
53. I still have to buy a few textbooks.
54. Figuring out what to do with this Aeronautics degree is turning into the hardest part of college.
55. If we do our job… we make enemies…
56. If we don’t do our job… we make enemies…
57. I have the coolest password possible… as long as I’m on a laptop.
58. Make sure you tie your swimsuit tight before going tubing behind a boat…
59. Standing up the first time you go waterskiing is not that hard…
60. Going over the wake of the boat while waterskiing the first time is though….
61. Soda that is a few degrees above freezing is delicious… but the fizz goes away.
62. We had a PowerPoint about beepity beep beep.
63. Friday, Sept. 11th 2009 was the first day of series unfortunate and ridiculous events.
64. Dr. Jensen will not lend me his car when I am hypoxic…
65. After Oct. 1st, I am a believer that hypoxia will take me out of the game.
66. That’s enough, Nickleback.
67. There is a very fine line between Hunger and Boredom…
68. Tom’s toe story grosses me out….
69. Trying to design things to play backwards and make sense is a very challenging thing.
70. Full body pajamas (with footies included) are quite comfortable…
71. If you enter target with two guys wearing footie pajamas and another guy wearing a dress, the employees of target are more than happy to help you with WHATEVER you need!!!
72. The beginning of the Rocky Horror Picture Show was not what I was expecting…
73. The end of the Rocky Horror Picture Show was definitely not what I was expecting…
74. Don’t take Tim to the Rocky Horror Picture show.
75. Both 72 and 73 were so much fun to go and see on Halloween!!!
76. Green face paint is not easily removed…
77. BUT if you follow the given instructions, it works a lot better!
78. Mark Johnson at UND is the best professor EVER.
79. Mark is followed very closely by Dr. Warren Jensen.
80. Those footie pajamas mentioned in 70 and 71 have the ability to spread like the flu!!
81. Molly’s daddy has shot a lot of guns… keep her happy.
82. Just listening to a lecture on fatigue causes you to be sleepy.
83. First impressions shouldn’t be used past the first meeting. Getting to know someone is necessary.
84. Doc. Jensen has a law of stupidity and three rules of caffeine.
85. Doc. Jensen also has a lot of labs to test his theories on human physiology.
86. Many of these labs will never be done… thank god.
87. There are select times when you will not get in trouble for saying “Get Fucked” to a professor.
88. Dec. 8th was the best Aviation Law class of the year…
89. Fatigue is a hard thing to flight, no matter how fun the class is.
90. Our new version of Battle Ship is so much more fun.
91. It’s possible for a computer’s screen to be rotated 90 degrees for no apparent reason. Weird.
92. Mother Nature really doesn’t want me to be an aviator.
93. Weather affects my life in more ways than I thought.
94. You should let the cake cool down before trying to put frosting on it.
95. I am not very good at girl talk according to Steph… Not sure if that is good nor not…
96. Another Secret!
97. A Lanai is a covered patio!
98. People really appreciate a personalized text on a holiday as opposed to a mass text.
99. Things aren't as nice and innocent as I remember them back in the day.
100. I have nothing to fear except fear itself… and spiders.