Don’t stick your head out of a Mexican bus, Palm tree leaves hurt at 45 mph.
I’m more easily distracted than I thought I was.
A wireless mouse is a great investment.
If my gut tells me something, pay attention. (Figuratively and Literally).
As much as I don’t like it, we all just can’t get along.
Life is much more fun with a label maker.
Life isn’t as much fun when you run out of label making paper.
Some people have way too much money.
Some people (me) don’t have enough.
Being taken advantage of is no fun.
You get what you give.
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Some people are like Slinkies.....not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
It’s easier to keep my room clean than to let it get dirty and clean it completely.
Vodka pong might be fun at the time… but the next morning is hell.
Wash hands! Jalapeños hurt the wee wee.
Never, NEVER take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.
My acting job for being drunk is very convincing.
When in doubt, Wikipedia.
Texting me if I don’t know who you are really freaks me out.
Perkins in North Dakota isn’t open 24 hours a day.
It’s best at 4:30 when it opens at 6.
Walking an hour with a bag of potting soil is not a fun time.
If forced to come up with an earthly description of heaven, I’d pick flashlights, a slow shutter speed and good company on a starlit deck in Mexico.
A well-cooked ham runs a close second.
Always check for toilet paper before commencing.
Setting my clock ahead 5-10 minutes should help me be on time for class…
Setting my clock ahead makes no difference, I’m still late.
My mini-fridge does not freeze ice cream.
My underwear and sock supply dictates my laundry schedule.
My trash is over flowing and my bank account isn’t.
Naps don’t seem as lame now as they did in High School.
Pills of Meteorology test talent do not exist.
People who don’t use periods really annoy me.
Taco Johns is as disgusting as people say.
Beef Quesodias don’t sit well in the stomach with a 6 hour bus ride.
It annoys me when people thank me twice just because I held two doors for them.
I really love giving speeches in front of people.
Acting, yeah, not so much.
The only proof I need that God exists is music.
Keep passwords secret!
I really, really like living on my own.
I really, really like not having a roommate.
It is 100% worth it to buy a wireless mouse.
For every computer.
Gmail is worth its weight in gold.
So are McDonalds Vanilla Shakes.
My level of commitment to a project is dictated by interest, guilt, and money.. in that order.
My pens disappear at an alarming rate.
**** ****** really annoys me. (censored to protect the guilty)
Demetri Martin is hilarious!
Bevis and Butt-head are not.
If you glue magnets to your remotes, you will never loose them as long as you watch TV near something metal.
If the above statement doesn’t prove it, I am a geek.
Comments such as “What is the point of life?” really annoy me.
Comments such as those are usually available by looking at teenage girls Facebook statuses and MSN Messenger names.
It bugs me when people say “like” a lot.
I don’t have the patience to find out how many licks it takes to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop.
1:34 a.m. is not the time to start studying for a test at 6 pm.
There are a lot of mentally handicapped people in aviation.
There are a lot of smart people too.. but more of 63 than 64.
Cottonballs is an example of something you would buy, but would not like as a nickname.
I swear a lot when I’m tired and it’s late at night.
Waking me up during naps for no reason if I don’t like you makes me mad.
Waking me up by tickling me really really really really makes me mad.
Eggs can be used when teaching sleeping students about air masses.
Even though Eggs are fun, they don’t work for teaching sleeping students about air masses
If only one alarm is set, I am not going to get up.
As far as mountains go, K2 is a lot more impressive looking than Everest.
There is a place on Mt. Everest called the “Death Zone” where the temperatures can be near -100ºF… Grand Forks can get to -40ºF…
Life is a balancing act between laziness and pushing yourself too hard.
Alan Borho is a hero… he can save lives.
Americans love to read numbered lists.
A Japanese freshman who sounds Australian while trying to impersonate a British accent is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
If ****** ever gets a job, I am never flying again. (Same as above)
It’s so much fun to tell someone you hate them if you actually do.
Passing out on a room heater is no fun… it hurts the next morning.
I have more than enough money, even when I think I don’t.
When I’m a starving pilot in a few years… #81 will be a lie.
#33 will still be true.
Making Panoramic Pictures is fun.
When I tell someone I go Geocaching, the most common response is geo-what?
Flying toward a thunderstorm during your first solo is the scariest thing that will ever happen to you.
If I liked needles.. donating plasma could make me rich.
I don’t like needles.
Once you get to about #76.. it gets really hard to find things to add to this list.
Which is the reason I can justify having two lines for one lesson.
The drunker people are, the more amazing my magic tricks become.
Finals suck. Almost as much as studying for them.
The dryer eats my socks at an alarming rate.
The guys who read the Gaming Addiction shirt really annoy me.
Almost as much as #60.
Jessica Alba is hot. (I actually learned this a long time ago, but wanted to share it here.)
Popolino’s Pizza ROCK!
Flying in formation is so much fun.
Making these lists is fun as well.
100. When I tell people I am going to climb Mt. Everest, people don’t believe me. They automatically think it is not possible. But it is possible, and I cannot wait to prove them wrong.